{"id":97645,"date":"2022-09-24T17:05:54","date_gmt":"2022-09-24T15:05:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.reunion68.se\/?p=97645"},"modified":"2022-09-14T07:07:14","modified_gmt":"2022-09-14T05:07:14","slug":"26-05-75","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.reunion68.se\/?p=97645","title":{"rendered":"Me, U, Baku, Quba"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tabletmag.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"center alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.reunion68.com\/Biuletyn\/img\/tablet-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"35%\"><\/a><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #000080;\"><strong><a style=\"color: #000080; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tabletmag.com\/sections\/arts-letters\/articles\/baku-joshua-cohen\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Me, U, Baku, Quba<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/h5>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>JOSHUA COHEN<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<hr style=\"height: 15px; background: #d0e6fa; width: 100%;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/tablet-mag-images.b-cdn.net\/production\/efadbed259a4978ab5ff54fe93171f5697a4a763-1200x800.jpg?w=1300&amp;q=70&amp;auto=format&amp;dpr=1\" width=\"100%\"><span style=\"color: #808080;\"><em>ALL PHOTOS: MAX AVDEEV<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<h4 class=\"Hero__dek color-gray-darker graebenbach text-center font-400\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">How a tiny enclave of Mountain Jews in Azerbaijan produced some of the former Soviet world\u2019s richest men.<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto text-article-dropcaps\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">One thing about dictatorships, they\u2019re either very expensive or very cheap to fly to. There\u2019s no such thing as a midrange regime: Extremities charge extremities. I know a guy, it cost him $4,600 just to get to North Korea (Newark-Beijing-Dandong, and then across the DPRK border in a Jeep). I know another guy, it cost him $2,800 just to get to Laos (Newark-Tokyo-Bangkok-Vientiane). I flew nonstop from JFK to Baku, Azerbaijan, visa included, for all of $500. The plane was a brand-new Airbus A340; the pilots were military-grade, and the senior or just older pilot wore medals on his chest that resembled poker-chips: two black, one yellow, which at Trump casinos, back when there were Trump casinos, would\u2019ve been redeemable for $1,200. The flight attendants, uniformed in sky-gray and blood-red, were gorgeous: The men were creatic gym creatures bursting out of their shirts, the women were dripping with makeup and curvaceous, their skirts slit as high as it gets, at least in the world of Islamic female flight attendant fashion. The three exorbitant meals they served over the course of the 10-hour, 30-minute, 5,812 mile\/9,353 kilometer flight were culturally specific (mutton stews and breads) and hot (very hot). The in-flight-entertainment selection was operated by individual seatback touchscreen and generous and included, alongside the standard Hollywood and Russian offerings, an impressive selection of Azeri content, all of it bearing the seal of the Ministry of Culture and Tourism of Azerbaijan. I tried to catch up on <em>Star Wars<\/em>, the prequel trilogy, in order to prepare for the upcoming release of the sequel trilogy, though by the middle of&nbsp;<em>Episode II, Attack of the Clones<\/em>, I\u2019d had enough and switched to an Azeri property, but it was only in Azeri\u2014no subtitles, no dub\u2014and so I wasn\u2019t able to ascertain whether the lawyer was the good guy, or the bad guy, or not a lawyer at all, and instead a slick plastic surgeon on trial for corrupting his wife.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"InsetImg InsetImg--right InsetImg--undefined \">\n<div class=\"InsetImg__container relative w100\">\n<div class=\"pointer bg-color-transparent\"><\/div>\n<picture><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Img pointer absolute t0 r0 l0 w100\" src=\"https:\/\/tablet-mag-images.b-cdn.net\/production\/a8eb87b50262436e52a94786056c5597af53dc03-1220x1700.png?w=1200&amp;q=70&amp;auto=format&amp;dpr=1\" sizes=\"(maxWidth: 768px) 768px, (maxWidth: 1080px) 1200px, 1200px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tablet-mag-images.b-cdn.net\/production\/a8eb87b50262436e52a94786056c5597af53dc03-1220x1700.png?w=768&amp;q=70&amp;auto=format&amp;dpr=1 768w,https:\/\/tablet-mag-images.b-cdn.net\/production\/a8eb87b50262436e52a94786056c5597af53dc03-1220x1700.png?w=1200&amp;q=70&amp;auto=format&amp;dpr=1 1200w,https:\/\/tablet-mag-images.b-cdn.net\/production\/a8eb87b50262436e52a94786056c5597af53dc03-1220x1700.png?w=1200&amp;q=70&amp;auto=format&amp;dpr=1 1200w\" alt=\"\" width=\"100%\"><\/picture><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Most of the plane was empty, with no more than two dozen other passengers, about half of whom would terminate in Baku, with the other half Israeli\u2014Russian-Israelis, Parsim (Persian Israeli), and Teimanim (Yemeni Israelis). Leave it to the Jews to find out that AZAL, the Azerbaijani government\u2019s official airline, or flag-carrier, had been subsidizing ticket prices from America, and so that the cheapest way to get from New York to Tel Aviv was to go through Baku and wait. I\u2019m not sure that this subsidy policy was created for the express purpose of saving Jews money, but then neither am I sure that it was created to encourage visits by American tourists and business travelers. Instead, dictator president Ilham Aliyev just cares about being able to boast domestically that his country now has a biweekly direct flight to New York. The airport, which Aliyev is constantly renovating, as if he were intent on expanding it in tandem with the expansion of the universe, is named for his father, Heydar Aliyev, the previous dictator president. At its center is a glitzy foreign-flights terminal that resembles the Galactic Senate from&nbsp;<em>Star Wars<\/em>. The landing was baby-gentle; the deplaning swift; the Israelis dispersed to window shop duty-free caviar and Rolexes until their departure for Ben-Gurion. I was processed through immigration and customs, asked no questions, but photographed twice. The first person in Azerbaijan to ask me any questions was my cabdriver:&nbsp;<em>What you doing here?&nbsp;<\/em>And,&nbsp;<em>What you pay?<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">I answered the&nbsp;<em>what I doing here?<\/em>&nbsp;with,&nbsp;<em>I\u2019m a tourist<\/em>, because to say that I\u2019d come to this majority-Muslim authoritarian country as a writer, let alone as a journalist, would be like saying I\u2019d come to prey on your youth, or to masturbate into the Caspian. I answered the&nbsp;<em>what I pay?<\/em>&nbsp;with,&nbsp;<em>How about 20 manats?<\/em>\u2014because that was the amount suggested by \u201cZaur J\u201d on a msgboard on tripadvisor.com. Other posts had suggested 14, 16, 25, 30, and taking the 116 shuttlebus to the 28th of May train station for 40 qepik, which was roughly a quarter. I settled on 20, because it wasn\u2019t my money. A bit over $12. The driver suggested 25. Which was a bit over $15.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">He still hadn\u2019t asked where we were going.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div class=\"Divider Divider--dotted-rule overflow-hidden\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Azerbaijan is a nation bordered by threats and built atop lies. This makes it not too different from any other nation, except: To the south is Iran, to the north is Georgia and a hunk of Russian Dagestan (which doesn\u2019t do much to buffer the rumblings of Chechnya and Ossetia); to the west is a short border with Turkey and a long troubled ton of border shared with hated Armenia, with which Azerbaijan has been engaged in an on-and-off war over the Nagorno-Karabakh exclave since 1988; while to the east is the largest enclosed inland body of water on earth, the oil-and-natural-gas-rich Caspian, whose greatest local landlord is SOCAR (State Oil Company of Azerbaijan Republic), which partners with and administers contracts for the AIOC (the Azerbaijan International Operating Company), a consortium of extractors headed by BP (UK), and including\u2014in order of declining equity\u2014Chevron (USA), INPEX (Japan), Statoil (Norway), ExxonMobil (USA), TPAO (Turkey), ITOCHU (Japan), and ONGC Videsh (India). To make it clearer, Azerbaijan is a seabound country with dwindling but still significant reserves of oil, outsize reserves of natural gas, the highest Shia population percentage in the world after Iran, an ongoing conflict with an Orthodox Christian neighbor, close-enough experience of the Georgian\/Abkhazian and Chechen Wars, a sense of Russia as representing the highest of culture, yet a sense of Putin as the lowest of thugs, bent on recapturing a toxic mashup of Soviet\/Tsarist glory, and so perpetually reconnoitering the Central Asian steppes for the next Donbass, or Crimea. Dropping oil and natural gas revenues have sparked a rising interest in the previously inimical\u2014because Sunni\u2014Salafism blowing north from Iranian Kurdistan and south from Ciscaucasia. Over 1,500 Azerbaijani citizens are currently in Syria fighting for ISIS.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Baku, the capital, a city of approximately two million people, is a brash glam cesspit of new construction\u2014newly stalled since the global banking crisis and again, since oil and gas have plummeted\u2014surrounded by ruined farmland. To pass from Baku to the countryside is to pass from the twenty-first century to the nineteenth, skipping the twentieth entirely, which was such a downer anyway, everyone pretends not to notice. Throughout the country there isn\u2019t a dominant culture, but an only-culture. Azerbaijani state power, though notionally secular, has the force of Islam and the same vertical structure: bow and scrape. The country\u2019s best criminals are treated like businessmen, and the country\u2019s best businessmen happen to be members of the ruling family. To get a good job, you have to have good connections. To get good connections you have to be born to a good family. To be born to a good family you have to be blessed by a good God. If you find yourself\u2014like, say, the 7.4 million people in Azerbaijan who don\u2019t live in Baku\u2014unlucky enough to be excluded from this system of patronage, or nepotistic oligarchy, you\u2019re fucked. All you can do, in your fuckedness, is put on a fake face and submit. Spend all your money on your car, or your clothes, so that you seem wealthier. Name your firstborn male child after the president or the president\u2019s father so that he seems more employable. Have more female children, because only women can marry up. Take pride in the new pedestrian promenade, along the waterfront. In the skyscrapers you don\u2019t work in. The malls you can\u2019t afford to shop in. Embrace the falsehoods and lead a double life.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">So, the truth of why I\u2019d come here\u2014if truth can be spoken, or even spoken of, in Azeri (whose word for&nbsp;<em>truth<\/em>,&nbsp;<em>haqq<\/em>, also means&nbsp;<em>justice<\/em>, and&nbsp;<em>payment<\/em>):<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">I was in Baku, only to get the hell out of Baku\u2014to go to the edge of Azerbaijan and up into the Caucasus, the easternmost of the western mountains, or the westernmost of the eastern mountains, where, tectonically, Europe crashes into Asia. I was headed there to enact a submission of my own: to fall down at the Adidas-sneakered feet of the Mountain Jews\u2014a sect of overwhelmingly short, hairy, dark-skinned Semites\u2014who, as craggy cloudbound slope-dwellers, seemed perfectly positioned to offer me the wisdom I was seeking, without any annoying lectures on Orientalism.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/tablet-mag-images.b-cdn.net\/production\/70ec10531f51b5f6efc45c26767645e1e44a1a88-1024x771.jpg?w=1200&amp;q=70&amp;auto=format&amp;dpr=1\" width=\"100%\">.<\/p>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">I wanted to ask these Jews\u2014these fellow Jews\u2014what to do: about how to handle, how personally to handle, for example, the tragedy of capitalism, as it withers into kleptocracy; or Islamic fundamentalism, and the compounding quandary that is Zionism; about how to survive as a writer, when 99% of the world doesn\u2019t read, and when the 1% that does just reads to get offended; about how to deal with publishers, who underpay; and with editors, who overedit; with publications that cut columns and cut rates; with schools that string me along as a lecturer without insurance.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">While I didn\u2019t seriously suppose that the Mountain Jews had all the answers, I did suspect, or hope, that they themselves&nbsp;<em>would be the answers<\/em>. After all, they\u2014their community\u2014might comprise the longest-running mafia in recorded history.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Or semi-recorded\u2014because the Mountain Jews have never written their own history, because writing is too fixed, too fixing, and surely too unremunerative. Instead, they abide in strangers\u2019 pages, shrouded in the oral.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Among their legends are the following, which I\u2019ll list in order from \u201cOK, I\u2019ll Give You the Benefit of the Doubt,\u201d to \u201cDefinitely Didn\u2019t Happen\u201d:<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Toward the end of the eighth century BCE, the Assyrians conquered the Northern Kingdom of Israel, Samaria, and deported between one and ten of its tribes\u2014between one and ten of the so-called Lost Tribes\u2014for resettlement in their capital, Nineveh, present-day Mosul. But the Assyrian king, Ashur, whom the Mountain Jews associate with Shalmaneser V, mentioned in&nbsp;<\/em>II Kings<em>, grew so enraged by the Israelites for refusing to forsake their God and for the success they had in commerce that he exiled them to the edge of the empire\u2014to the Caucasus Mountains, where they flourished.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Toward the end of the eighth century BCE, Hoshea, last of the Israelite kings, attempted to gain his kingdom\u2019s independence from Assyria and, as recorded in&nbsp;<\/em>II Kings<em>, stopped paying the official tribute\u201410 talents of gold, 1,000 talents of silver\u2014upon Shalmeneser V\u2019s ascension to the throne. Shalmaneser V moved to recoup his losses by imprisoning Hoshea, laying siege to Samaria, and seizing the property of between one and ten of its tribes\u2014the property of between one and ten of the so-called Lost Tribes\u2014whom he or his successor, Sargon II, exiled to the edge of the empire\u2014to the Caucasus Mountains, where they flourished.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Toward the end of the eighth century BCE, under the reign of Hoshea, around 20,000 Israelites fled the destruction of their kingdom\u2014or left to seek unimperiled trade routes between east and west\u2014or traveled en masse to Nineveh to post bail and free Hoshea from debtors prison, but failed\u2014or traveled en masse to press an alliance against the Assyrians with the Egyptian King So (either Tefnakht of Sais or Osorkon IV of Tanis) but went astray. They passed through Assyria, Babylonia, and Persia before settling atop the Caucasus Mountains, where they flourished.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">The more scholarly proposals of Mountain Jewish origin, the few of them there are, prove just as fascinating\/unsatisfactory:<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Jews came from the Israelite Kingdom to Persia ca. eighth century BCE; Persian Jews came to Greater Caucasia\u2014the area between the Black and Caspian Seas\u2014ca. fifth century CE. With the incursions of Goths and\/or Huns from the Black Sea region, across the Pontic steppe, the Parthian and\/or Sassanid Empires (third century BC to third century CE, the former) (third century CE to seventh century CE, the latter) required a border defense force. Considering the Jews to be exemplary warriors, the Parthian and\/or Sassanid kings resettled them in the Caucasus.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>In the fifth century CE, Sassanid King Yazdegerd II forced all the peoples he conquered to convert to Zoroastrianism and embarked on violent persecutions of Assyrian and Armenian Christians, and Persian and Armenian Jews, with the result that the latter two fled, either together or separately, to the Caucasus.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>By the eighth century CE, a nomadic Turkic people called the Khazars, or Kuzari, had relinquished their syncretic religion of Tengriism (worship of the Turkic sky god Tengri), Islam, Christianity, and Judaism, and converted exclusively to Judaism. Formerly a trading partner between Byzantium and the Sassanids, and then between Byzantium and the Ummayads, the Khazars now became enemies of both, as well as of Kievn Rus, whose prince, Sviatoslav I, razed their de facto capital, Atil\u2014located along the Volga\u2014whose population sought shelter in the Caucasus.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>In or around the ninth century CE, one or more of the minor khanates around the Caspian attempted to break what it or they regarded as a Jewish monopoly on maritime and overland trade by expelling its or their Jews from the coastal plain to the Caucasus, where they flourished. Or one or more of the minor khanates sent its or their Jews up into the mountains to act as a frontier guard. Or sent its or their Jews up into the mountain passes to act as basically inspectors and toll collectors\u2014enforcing tariffs, imposing duties. Or else the Jews, either compelled to quit or perhaps even quitting the coastal plain of their own accord, went rogue up in the Caucasus, and appointed themselves frontier guards, inspectors, and\/or toll collectors\u2014extorting tribute and\/or protection payments from any and all passing through.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>By the late 1600s, Jews of Persian descent, fleeing the persecutions of the Persian Safavids for the fraying borders of the Lak Gazikumukh Shamkhalate, had established themselves on the shores of the Caspian near Derbent\u2014today the second-largest city in Dagestan, and the southernmost city in Russia\u2014in a settlement called Aba-Sava. The Shamkhalate, in a bid to prevent the Safavids from advantaging its weaknesses and annexing its holdings, struck an alliance with Catherine the Great. The Jews, who traded with everyone\u2014the Shamkhalate, the Russians, the Safavids\u2014had alliances with none. Aba-Sava was destroyed in either the second, or third, Russo-Persian War, and its Jews were half slaughtered, half scattered, and found shelter only under the Russian-aligned reign of Fatali Khan, ruler of the Quba Khanate, and conqueror of Derbent, who dispersed them to remote mountain towns of his dominion.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Regardless of which interpretation you hold with, the situation seems to be this: Somehow, a loose group of Jews that spoke a dialect of Persian that contained elements of Hebrew\u2014a dialect now called Judeo-Tat, or Juhuri, or Gorsky\u2014found themselves virtually alone high up in the rebarbative Caucasus, where\u2014for a period of 200 years, or 2,000 years, give or take a grain of salt\u2014they seem to have controlled most of the mountain passes, and so most of the caravanning traffic, on that tangle of routes as gossamer as thread that the German geographer Ferdinand von Richthofen (1833\u20131905) immortalized as the Silk Road (<em>die Seidenstra\u00dfe<\/em>).<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Few goods could cross the Pontic steppe\u2014between Persia, Arabia, India, China, etc., and Europe\u2014without the Mountain Jews taking a cut. Few good merchants could avoid saddling and gapping their peaks\u2014unless, just before the Bolshevik Revolution, they wanted to take the Transcaspian Railway from Tashkent, Samarqand, or Bukhara, to Turkmenbashi, and then a steamer across the Caspian Sea to Baku, then the Trans-Caucasian Railway to Batumi, and then a steamer across the Black Sea to Odessa\u2014unless, just after the Bolshevik Revolution, they wanted to take an airplane.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">But then even since the invention of the airplane and intermodal freight, the Mountain Jews haven\u2019t done too poorly.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Of the approximately 200,000 Judeo-Tats, or Juhuros, or Gorsky Jews in existence (<em>gora<\/em>&nbsp;means&nbsp;<em>mountain<\/em>&nbsp;in Russian), half live in Israel, and about 20,000 in the States; many of the rest are in Russia, mostly in Moscow\u2014and in Azerbaijan, mostly in Baku. Only a few still live in their ancestral&nbsp;<em>auls<\/em>&nbsp;(fortified, or once upon a time fortified, settlements), midway up the flanks of mountains along two of the Caucasus\u2019s three major ranges, many of which are inaccessible today because the lines they obey are of faults, not borders; and though the armies camped atop the crust can\u2019t stop the sediment, Azerbaijanis can and do stop Armenians from crossing, and Armenians can and do stop Azerbaijanis from crossing, and each stops the other from crossing into the de facto independent but unrecognized republic of Nagorno-Karabakh; Turks stop Armenians from crossing and Armenians stop Turks from crossing; Georgians stop Russians from crossing, and Russians stop Georgians from crossing (not only the Russian republics of Dagestan, Chechnya, Ingushetia, North Ossetia, Kabardino-Balkaria, and Karachay-Cherkessia, but also the partially recognized breakaway-from-Georgia state of South Ossetia; the partially recognized breakaway-from-Georgia state of Abkhazia; and the breakaway-from-Georgian autonomous republic of Adjara).<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"PullQuote PullQuote--center flex flex-col items-center pt1_5 pb3 mt1_75 mb_75 border-bottom-black\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p class=\"PullQuote__text PullQuote--center__text text-center\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">The Mountain Jews are a sect of overwhelmingly short, hairy, dark-skinned Semites, who, as craggy cloudbound slope-dwellers, seemed perfectly positioned to offer me the wisdom I was seeking.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"ShareButton relative inline-flex block items-center justify-end PullQuote__share-button mt3 ShareButton--subtle-transition\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">What unites all these lands, besides their tramontane routes, are their Jews, whose ancestors had known all these lands under earlier names and under no names, and had traded with all of their peoples in their own languages. It was this ability to slip between states, endonyms, exonyms, and tongues that enabled the Mountain Jews\u2019 survival\u2014their continuity like rock\u2014and earned them the contempt of countless dynasties that withered. It was also what caused the Nazis to recognize them as Jews, and to treat them accordingly\u2014indeed, they were the most Eastern Jews the Nazis ever encountered and, after studying their customs, not excluding polygamy, it was decided that their Judaism was more \u201creligious\u201d than \u201cracial,\u201d though that didn\u2019t prohibit the occasional massacre. The Soviets, however, in compiling their statistics on national minorities, formally indexed them not as Jews but as Iranians. With the Soviet collapse, Sunni extremists started kidnapping Mountain Jews for ransom in Dagestan and Chechnya (Mountain Jewish communities always pay ransom), so that today, Azerbaijan seems to be their safest haven in the Caucasus\u2014the only country to have realized the benefits of touting its Mountain Jews as mascots of ethnic comity, while shrewdly using them as regional dragomans and trade intercessors with Russia.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Because if Azerbaijan has become the Mountain Jews\u2019 sanctuary, Russia is now their bazaar\u2014its appetites have made their fortune. Mountain Jews of my own generation, who came of age under Yeltsin\u2019s two terms of larceny and greed, moved into Moscow, St. Petersburg, and the vast cities of Siberia that have less name recognition, but more manufacturing infrastructure and coal mines. There they went about privatizing. Here\u2019s what privatizing means: When a state that owns everything disintegrates, suddenly everything\u2019s up for grabs; if you want a shop, or a factory, or an entire industry, say, you just show up and claim it as yours; the cops can\u2019t kick you out, because there aren\u2019t any cops\u2014the cops don\u2019t stay cops when they\u2019re not getting paid\u2014and so you dig in, and, should other parties arrive to stake their claims, you just have to hope that you have more and bigger men, and more and bigger guns, than they do. To give two examples\u2014not to accuse them of having done anything like this, but merely to admire them if they had\u2014God Nisanov (b. 1972), and Zarah Iliev (b. 1966). Both moved to Moscow in the early \u201990s and immediately went underground, taking over kiosks throughout the drafty cavernous Metro, whose stations had been designed to serve as bomb-shelters, but now were also becoming groceries and malls. Nisanov and Iliev began shipping produce to the capital, setting up construction firms, and investing in real estate. Today, they\u2019re the largest commercial real-estate developers in Moscow, with properties including the Evropeyskiy Shopping Center, the Radisson Royal Hotel, the Radisson Slavyanskaya Hotel, myriad office parks, and wholesale and retail commodity markets (food, appliances, electronics, etc.). As of 2015,&nbsp;<em>Forbes&nbsp;<\/em>estimated the net worth of each at $4.9 billion, which tied them for the title of twenty-fourth richest person in Russia. In 2014, Nisanov was awarded the Order of Friendship by Putin and was elected to the executive committee of the World Jewish Congress.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Both Nisanov and Iliev were born in the most venerable of the Mountain Jewish&nbsp;<em>auls<\/em>, Quba. Pronounced&nbsp;<em>Guba<\/em>. Actually, they\u2019re from a Jewish enclave located just outside Quba, which in Azeri is called Q\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 Q\u0259s\u0259b\u0259, and in Russian is called Yevreiskaya Sloboda (Jewish Town), though under the Soviet period its name was changed to Krasnaya Sloboda (Red Town). Now, it shouldn\u2019t seem particularly strange that a village of fewer than 3,800 people produced two childhood friends who grew up to become billionaires together. But it should seem particularly strange that this village currently boasts four billionaires, and at least twelve (by one count) and eighteen (by another) worth in the hundreds of millions. They include, as already noted, major property developers and commodity importers, but also car importers, clothing importers, and the managers of the Azerbaijani government\u2019s oil and gas portfolios.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">I\u2019d been introduced to the existence of the Mountain Jews, and of Quba, by a man a friend of mine met at the banya\u2014a Russian bathhouse, in Brooklyn. This man happened to know, or in the course of sweating conversation claimed to know, my friend\u2019s relative, a Brooklyn (non-Mountain) Jew who does something I\u2019d prefer not to understand with slot machines, and has spent time as a ward of the state. I was told that this man from Quba, whose phone number my friend obtained for me, imported apples to New York\u2014to the Big Apple, which, last time I checked, grows plenty of its own \u2026<\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/tablet-mag-images.b-cdn.net\/production\/86298efa0bc3eb533fab2c0550971d6faa31a1c1-2560x1060.jpg?w=1200&amp;q=70&amp;auto=format&amp;dpr=1\" width=\"100%\"><span style=\"color: #808080;\"><em>MAX AVDEEV<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">.<\/p>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">In any event, I called the man\u2019s number, introduced myself, in English, as a novelist\u2014not as a journalist. I figured, because my friend had told him to expect the call, that he already had my name, and I was searchable online; I also figured the man lived in America, he knew what a novelist was\u2014he knew that it meant \u201cvicarious thrillseeker,\u201d or \u201ccoward.\u201d He immediately tried frustrating my interest, but I continued to pester, and finally got him to set a meeting. Which he canceled. I got him to set another meeting, and he canceled again, but at least had pretensions to courtesy, and txted me a local, Baku, number. I searched the number online, and it was the same one listed on the site for the Mountain Jewish community office, whose address was the same as that of Mountain Jewish central synagogue. But by the time I realized all that, I\u2019d already signed a contract, and a check for expenses had cleared my account. Not only that: I\u2019d already flown halfway across the globe and was sitting on the bed of my hotel, the Intourist, laptop on my lap, phone suctioned to my cheek, being reminded\u2014as the number I kept dialing kept ringing\u2014why I\u2019d given up writing nonfiction, for fiction \u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">I went to the address listed on the site, ostensibly just a leisurely stroll from the Intourist, but either the address was wrong, or the street sign was: Under the Aliyevs, many of the streets in Baku have been stripped of their Russian names and given appellations in Azeri. Some of the more conscientious businesses list both street names on their sites. Most, however, don\u2019t bother. Then there\u2019s the issue of Azeri orthography, which further complicates map usage. Formerly, Azeri had been written in Perso-Arabic; in the 1920s the Latinesque Common Turkic alphabet was adopted; in 1939, the Soviets forced the adoption of the Cyrillic alphabet; after Sovietism, Latinesque Common Turkic was reinstated, and it was only in 1992 that the schwa, or \u0259, so prevalent in the name of the street I was searching for\u2014\u015e\u0259msi B\u0259d\u0259lb\u0259yli\u2014was called into service to replace the diaeresistic\u2014umlauted\u2014a. One map listed \u015e\u0259msi B\u0259d\u0259lb\u0259yli as Shamsi Bedelbeyli, and another as Sh\u00e4msi B\u00e4d\u00e4lb\u00e4yli (apparently a formidable Azeri theater actor and director). Whatever its spelling, the boulevard I eventually stumbled upon was a double-boulevard, and wide, but composed of many tiny lanes thronged with many tiny cars; its northbound and southbound congeries were divided by an island of freshly planted parkland\u2014the grass not yet sprouted over the sprinklerheads\u2014beyond which, on the distant side, was the dormant worksite of a massive condo project: Beaux-Arts trimmings atop concrete bunkers separated by gravel lots like bulldozer caravanserais. Catercorner to the condos, I found it: the community office, the central synagogue\u2014the Baku HQ of the Mountain Jews. It was an immense new building of austere Art Deco detailing that, given its sharpcornered cleanliness and shine, seemed two-dimensional, like an architectural rendering, a placard of itself:&nbsp;<em>This Will Be Built On This Site<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">It was amazing to me that this structure had another dimension\u2014it was amazing that I was able to step inside. Though only for a moment.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">A man strode up and, in response to my asking in Hebrew, said he spoke Hebrew. He was tall, skinny like he had a parasite, and wore a flatcap and trenchcoat indoors. He was between thirty and forty, I\u2019d guess, but had a sparse scraggly beard\u2014like he\u2019d five-fingered it off the face of a surly teenager. He wouldn\u2019t give his name\u2014I mean his own name\u2014or he couldn\u2019t. It turned out that he couldn\u2019t speak Hebrew, or what he spoke of it wasn\u2019t just jumbled, but jumbled with rigor: morning (<em>boker<\/em>) was evening (<em>erev<\/em>) and vice-versa, six (<em>sheysh<\/em>) was seven (<em>sheva<\/em>) and vice-versa, the ark (<em>aron<\/em>) was a prayerbook (<em>siddur<\/em>). After showing me around the synagogue proper, he took me into the facility\u2019s community center portion and showed me a wall of portraits of Mountain Jewish heroes of Azerbaijan\u2019s wars, and another wall of portraits of Mountain Jewish leaders posing alongside Putin, Netanyahu, both the Aliyevs, George W. Bush, Sheldon Adelson, and assorted Azerbaijani mullahs from the government\u2019s Committee for Religious Organizations. Then he hit me up for a donation\u2014he didn\u2019t confuse the word for charity,&nbsp;<em>tzedakah<\/em>. I gave him 5 manats, and asked if he knew any Mountain Jews who\u2019d be willing to take me to Quba. He shook his head\u2014meaning he didn\u2019t know? or didn\u2019t understand?\u2014shook my hand, and ushered me out the door.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"InsetImg InsetImg--right InsetImg--undefined \">\n<div class=\"InsetImg__container relative w100\">\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">From the six or so years I lived and worked as a journalist throughout Eastern Europe, I was used to this stripe of wariness. No one who grew up in an authoritarian regime likes to or, honestly, can, answer a question directly. Everyone hesitates, dissembles, feels each other out. Feels out, that is, the type and degree of trouble that truthfulness, if they\u2019re even capable of truthfulness, might get them into. In most post-Soviet countries this Cold War ice can usually be broken or, at a minimum, thawed, by a bribe, or through the vigorous application of alcohol. But here, in this Muslim country whose signature intoxicant was tea, alcohol wasn\u2019t an option.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">So I headed back to Brooklyn.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">By which I mean: I went to find the Azerbaijan Chabad House.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Chabad Lubavitch is a Hasidic religious movement based in Brooklyn, which\u2014like a yarmulke-wearing, spiritually focused version of a UN taskforce or NGO\u2014dispatches its rabbis all over the world, to provide essential religious services in places where there aren\u2019t many Jews\u2014in Asia, Africa, even Antarctica, though they\u2019re especially active in places where there haven\u2019t been many Jews for a while, thanks to the Soviets, or Nazis. They\u2019re basically a missionary organization, except they don\u2019t convert so much as reclaim: They bring the unaffiliated back into the fold. Now, that\u2019s a laudable brief for an organization to have, but there\u2019s also a dark side, in that Chabad, at one extreme, is something of a messianic cult (some of the rabbis proclaim an uncomfortable fealty to their deceased leader, Menachem Mendel Schneerson, the Lubavitcher rebbe), and insists on imposing its parochial brand of Ashkenazi Judaism\u2014Eastern European Hasidic Judaism\u2014no matter the local tradition, or preference.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">There\u2019s also this pesky issue that a few of their rabbinic emissaries have had with, OK, money-laundering.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">What might\u2019ve licensed that behavior is a quirk of history: European Jews, not just in the East but throughout the continent, had almost always been required by the governments of the countries they lived in to identify as Jewish. Even after forced registrations became census requests, Jews tended to continue the practice on their own: If they gave charity to or attended their synagogue, there was a fair chance their home city or province\u2019s community had their name and address on file. These community rolls made the Nazi genocide that much more efficient. After the fall of Sovietism, amid the aforementioned rash of privatization, nascent independent countries like Poland and Czechoslovakia found themselves steeped in unclaimed property, a lot of which had belonged to Jews, a lot of whom were dead. Meanwhile, young ambitious Jews of the postwar generations, many with limited Jewish education and even limited Jewish identification, were busy reorganizing their official communities into nonprofit religious entities. Having varying levels of access to their prewar rolls, they applied to state, provincial, and city governments, not just for the restitution of their rightful infrastructure\u2014their synagogues, and cemeteries\u2014but also for the restitution of the properties of their exterminated members who\u2019d left no next of kin. Not many of these Jewish communities had rabbis; Chabad had rabbis\u2014trained in America and Israel. Chabad sent its rabbis to open Chabad Houses\u2014from which they directed prayers, classes, food-and-clothing drives, and lifecycle ceremonies (mostly funerals)\u2014and while the preponderance of the sect\u2019s emissaries stuck to mission principles and successfully renewed Jewish life, a few were tempted, or invited, to infiltrate the administrations of their governmentally-sanctioned communities, and took up posts as official Chief or Head Rabbis\u2014which gave them nominal power over the management of community real-estate portfolios. Some of this real estate was extraordinarily lucrative. For instance: much of the downtown tourist districts of Krakow and Prague. Local influential Jews, inured to the inversions of Sovietism, in which the state was the criminal, and they were merely businessmen, would cut deals with the Chabad rabbis assigned to them, supporting the movement and smoothing its way in return for using this reclaimed infrastructure to clean their money\u2014say, a Russian Jew from Odessa who in the 1990s amid the ludicrous inflation and loan defaults of independent Ukraine gets involved in the counterfeit luggage racket, and launders his profits through a storefront in a community-owned, because community-restituted, building that before it\u2019d been nationalized by the Soviets and devastated by the Nazis had belonged to a Jewish family that\u2019d been liquidated in the camp at Bogdanovka. I once, at a very tender, pious, and moronic age, tried to report on this phenomenon\u2014a phenomenon that, in retrospect, I now find utterly rational and tolerable\u2014and, in return for my sanctimony, in the course of a single day, one man threatened my life, and another man handed me an envelope crammed with cash that kept me housed and fed and working on a novel for nearly all of 2004. Suffice it to say, I\u2019m no Chabad booster. But still, if I could never completely bring myself to trust Hasidim, I could at least trust Hasidim to be Hasidim.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"InsetImg InsetImg--center InsetImg--undefined \">\n<div class=\"InsetImg__container relative w100\">\n<div class=\"pointer bg-color-transparent\"><\/div>\n<picture><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Img pointer absolute t0 r0 l0 w100 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/tablet-mag-images.b-cdn.net\/production\/ba6e3e3973828df029ea1f5753f6f03c2901712a-1024x683.jpg?w=1200&amp;q=70&amp;auto=format&amp;dpr=1\" sizes=\"(maxWidth: 768px) 768px, (maxWidth: 1080px) 1200px, 1200px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tablet-mag-images.b-cdn.net\/production\/ba6e3e3973828df029ea1f5753f6f03c2901712a-1024x683.jpg?w=768&amp;q=70&amp;auto=format&amp;dpr=1 768w,https:\/\/tablet-mag-images.b-cdn.net\/production\/ba6e3e3973828df029ea1f5753f6f03c2901712a-1024x683.jpg?w=1200&amp;q=70&amp;auto=format&amp;dpr=1 1200w,https:\/\/tablet-mag-images.b-cdn.net\/production\/ba6e3e3973828df029ea1f5753f6f03c2901712a-1024x683.jpg?w=1200&amp;q=70&amp;auto=format&amp;dpr=1 1200w\" alt=\"\" width=\"100%\"><\/picture><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: right;\"><em><strong>read more <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><a style=\"color: #000080;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tabletmag.com\/sections\/arts-letters\/articles\/baku-joshua-cohen\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">here<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/h4>\n<hr style=\"height: 15px; background: #d0e6fa; width: 100%;\">\n<div id=\"content\" class=\"content-alignment\">\n<div id=\"watch-description\" class=\"yt-uix-button-panel\">\n<div id=\"watch-description-text\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p><em>Zawarto\u015b\u0107 publikowanych artyku\u0142\u00f3w i materia\u0142\u00f3w nie reprezentuje pogl\u0105d\u00f3w ani opinii Reunion&#8217;68,<\/em><em><br \/>\nani te\u017c webmastera Blogu Reunion&#8217;68, chyba ze jest to wyra\u017anie zaznaczone.<br \/>\nTwoje uwagi, linki, w\u0142asne artyku\u0142y lub wiadomo\u015bci prze\u015blij na adres:<br \/>\n<\/em><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong><em><a style=\"color: #000080;\" href=\"mailto:webmaster@reunion68.com\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">webmaster@reunion68.com<\/span><\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<hr style=\"width: 100%;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me, U, Baku, Quba JOSHUA COHEN ALL PHOTOS: MAX AVDEEV How a tiny enclave of Mountain Jews in Azerbaijan produced some of the former Soviet world\u2019s richest men. &#8211; One thing about dictatorships, they\u2019re either very expensive or very cheap to fly to. 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